I've had my suspicions for months, but now I am convinced: my boss is trying to kill me.
While lunching in a back room at work, I noticed for the first time that one of the containers on the table has a label which states, "Warning: This product contains chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer." A comforting thought.
However, I do not live in the state of California and do not plan on making the move, so maybe I'm okay.
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Uh, is Karl forcing you to eat/drink this product?
No, no... It just sits there with dust and dirt from the basement caked onto it. It actually gives me something to look at and read while eating.
Okay, I sound pathetic.
If this container causes cancer in CA how did it end up in IN?
Maybe it was smuggled... If I dig deeper, maybe I'll get myself into trouble...
(The product's purpose is to fill in cracks in cement. Very scary stuff.)
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