Thursday, September 6, 2007

Tornado warning

Two weeks ago my brother went back to college. But before he left, there was a night with somewhat bad weather. The two of us were in the kitchen while the tv was on for background noise. Whatever program was on at the time was interrupted...

TV robot voice: There is currently a tornado warning for the counties of Starke, Kosciusko... If a tornado is headed for you, please do not run towards it. Instead, seek shelter in a low, secure area away from windows. [Break -- Part of OutKast's song "Hey Ya!" plays. -- Break] Repeat. There is currently a tornado warning...
Me: What was that?
Bro: That was Andre 3000.
Me: I know. But, like, why?
Bro: I think they want us to know that if the tornado gets you, it will shake you like a polaroid picture.

My brother is a genius. Ask him anything, and he's got the answer.

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