

I eat a piece of Dove chocolate every weekday after I finish my lunch. Each piece is individually wrapped in foil with a message printed on the inside. They say things like, "Go to your special place," and "Definitely a bubble bath day." Most of the time I don't like what they say.
At first I thought I could come up with some good ones, but then I felt stumped. All I came up with was, "I don't know." Really catchy (although it seems to be the theme of my life). So I was thinking that maybe wonderful people such as yourselves would be able to come up with better ideas for the messages.
First off, what types of messages should be used? Stick with the same basic idea of nice, fuzzy thoughts, but upgrade them a bit? Or what about messages that a magic eight ball might provide? Insults? Quotes from movies?
What would make really good messages for someone reaching for that necessary piece of afternoon chocolate?
So as I was driving, I:
1) continued to listen to music, but turned it down on occasion so I could catch any possible strange noises that might clue me in on an approaching tornado.
2) looked around me for funnel clouds that might start to form.
3) made sure there were other people on the road, too. (The fail-safe "if everyone else is doing it, it must be okay" thought.)
4) prayed that God would keep me safe and I would know what to do if something happened.
5) told myself that if I saw a funnel cloud approaching me, I would pull over (hopefully by an empty field with little around me) and lie down in a ditch (making sure to take my purse with me but leaving my sweater in the car so it might avoid possible damage... me and my sweaters).
6) pictured scenes from the movie "Twister."
No, I'm not completely crazy. I have lived in Indiana all my life, so the thought of tornadoes doesn't freak me out. But when there's the possibility of their formation, I'm normally in my house with family, not driving on a road alone.
And then my brother almost hit a deer last night on his way home from work...
I'm getting spoiled. Cookout/bonfire yesterday, bonfire last Sunday... What am I going to do this coming Sunday?
I know! How about a bridal shower for Miranda!